THE INTERNET'S MOST UNEMPLOYED FROG

PLATE

CONTRACT ADDRESS

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CURRENT MOOD: HUNGRY

JUST A FROG.WITH A PLATE.

He doesn't know what's going on. He just showed up with an empty plate and incredible confidence.

ONE LITTLE FROG. ZERO BIG IDEAS.

01 / FROG LIFE

No meetings. No deadlines. Just this guy standing around.

02 / THE VERY SERIOUS GAME

The plate is empty. Catch the snacks. Dodge the mess. Keep the frog fed for 30 seconds.

SCORE

TIME

CAUGHT

THE PLATE IS EMPTY

Grab the golden snacks. Dodge the dark messes. Move with A / D, arrow keys, or touch.

MOVE: A / D · LEFT / RIGHT · DRAG OR TAP · BUTTONS

PROFESSIONAL
PLATE
HOLDER

03 / THE BACKSTORY

Meet Platefrog. A strangely confident little frog in oversized trousers and pink slippers. His one possession? A plate.

Nobody knows where he came from. Nobody knows what he wants on the plate. He doesn't know either.

He wakes up, looks around, and waits for something to happen. Honestly, relatable.

NO MASTER PLAN. NO DEEP LORE. JUST FROG.

04 / COME HANG OUT

Pull up a chair. The plate is empty, but there's room for everyone.